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bummity bum bum bum

a song to sing when your bum hurts
"aaah johnny my bum hurts"
"bummity bum bum bum"
"fuck off"
by polnarefflxnd October 16, 2022
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The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
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Bum-Swear

To release air from the anus and call it a swear word
(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear
by Jusseppi April 21, 2022
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Straight Run Bum

In torch applied flat roofing, the guy who doesn’t do anything but straight runs of rolls.
I always get stuck doing the corners and curbs while that straight run bum takes all the easy work.
by Franklin T. May 2, 2022
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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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Sniffle-Bum

To absolutely not want to do something, makes you cry, but do it for the Greater good.
I hate running, but i sniffle-bummed it for charity x
by The gem nook May 7, 2022
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Pain in the bum

Omg the Skwirl is such a pain in the bum, reminds me of leni!
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