locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 02, 2019

jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 October 25, 2017

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 08, 2019

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 11, 2014

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 20, 2024

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack

Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation

by December 16, 2022