Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

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Sucks to suck

When something bad happens to another person and you can't help but to use that as an opportunity to display your insufferable superiority complex.

Person A: My grandma died yesterday. We were pretty close...
Person B: Sucks to suck lol

by handlenym September 11, 2023

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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

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Sudden Suck Syndrome

When you're doing great in a game but for no good reason you start doing dog shit.

Person 1: Bro you were doing so good last game what happened?

Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.

by KGB-Putin September 6, 2019

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In poker when both players are all in and the worse player also with a bad hand gets lucky and beats the skilled player with the better hand. But then the player that originally had the best hand improves his hand in a way that beats the other guys lucky hand.

I turned over top two pair and the idiot turned over a 9 high flush draw. Then the lucky donk sucked out on me and hit his flush on the turn, but luckily i Re sucked on him and made a full house on the river, haha serves him right.

by wildturkey69 August 12, 2010

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