Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023

boner sword

Another cool name for a boner.

Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.

Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.

by YoMamaHasAids April 28, 2014

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.

Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!

by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016

Boner

Contrary to popular belief, a vagina

“Now put your erect weenie in my boner.”

by Vaselinepalms March 5, 2021

leftover boner

the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection

"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"

by rock Stinson February 8, 2022

Baguette boner peek

When you wide peek long in a straight line.

Me and the bois peeking long bouta give sum ct's a baguette boner peek

by CallMeSAMURAI March 6, 2021