Wet Gas

When you try to pull a silent but deadly but it turns into a loud diarrhea explosion in your pants

"Did you hear that Miranda had wet gas in class yesterday"
"Thats what that smell was? I thought something died in the ceiling tiles"

by PhatJuicyAss April 26, 2020

wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole

Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.

by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

wet burp

another word for throw up or hagook

i ate too much and had a wet burp

by lilsamsixty9 June 3, 2021

Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”

by Joe E C June 18, 2022

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014