bean

chubby, short, and compact

Papyrus looked over, taking in sans before shaking his head, "YOU ARE SO SHORT YOU ARE A FUCKING BEAN, BROTHER!!!". Sans dead panned.

by reggneggegg November 5, 2020

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 9, 2019

Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric’s dog

My buddy Eric did this at his party in honor of his dog Jell Jell Bean

(in reference to anything that happened at my buddy Eric’s party)

by anonymous October 27, 2022

Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night

"I caught another vannila bean last night!"

by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 28, 2013

Beans

My favorite word

Beans beans beans beans

by Zoya Melnikova April 21, 2021