by DatboiWitric@dabondahatrs.Yoit October 15, 2018
Get the Fart Nugget mug.When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019
Get the Card Fart mug.When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.
by ghostofisis January 5, 2019
Get the fart suicide mug.At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.
Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.
by Just trying June 19, 2018
Get the Fart tent mug.Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
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