Eric Rule

The decision to quit any video games when down by 3 or more scores in the first half, or any other insurmountable deficit.

your team falls behind 3-0 in the first half of fifa pro clubs Eric Rule!

by roll2tide October 10, 2022

4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.

Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.

by AJW of Laindon July 21, 2013

Rule 34'ed

rule 34'ed is when you see something get rule 34 (every your oc, books, cars, anything)

Hey! you have been Rule 34'ed! now Porno stuff is coming!

by impzdpwer August 13, 2022

Rule 782

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.

Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

The rules

You aren't enforcing the rules equally and if you don't want someone's kid to pay the price for your doing that you need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me.

Hym "The rules? Which rules? The boundaries policy at REM Wisconsin that state Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow cannot fuck the mentally disabled clients house at the group home on Danbar street in Green Bay Wisconsin? Or the Rem Wisconsin abuse and neglect policy that states I have to report any retard sex if I suspect that the clients are getting molested? Because I got fired from Rem Wisconsin for doing that! Except not soon enough. OK. I'll follow the rules. I have I reasonable suspicion the Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow and Marina Derfus molested one of the mentally disabled clients at the Rem Wisconsin group home on Danbar Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The clients name was Noah Kroll. He was charged with a sex crime related to a minor but was ruled legally incompetent due to the fact that he is an Assburger. There. I'm reporting them."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.

Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023

Rule 6157

Commonly known as the, "me when" rule. Also known as the "me when I" rule or quite simply the "when" rule. Popularized by pictures and videos turned into meme templates where people try to relate to them on a personal level or personal experiences. "Me when" interjections have become common in normal conversations involving avid meme enjoyers. Can be used in a comedic, non-comedic, or anti-comedic manner.

Friend 1: Aw man I have a project due tomorrow.

Friend 2: Me when I have a project due tomorrow.

Friend 1: Why do you always have to say that it's annoying me.

Friend 2: Bro, rule 6157.

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: When you don't know what rule 6157 is.

Friend 1: Fuck off.

by Civil_Wrongz April 9, 2023