Semi old people

Most likely your parents.

My parents are semi old people

by 123van October 24, 2016

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020

old Chromebook

Old Chromebooks as ms **** said are filled up 0.0

old Chromebook

by sexy girl313 February 11, 2019

old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.

trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!

by chadremains September 17, 2008

Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018

Old

A verb, a describing word. Usually used to describe people (or person)who grew up in the pre-digital age and physically interacted with the world.

Person 1 - blah, blah, blah, snapchat, Instagram, influencer, likes...
Person 2 - I’m glad I’m old.

by Mr. Pandy September 2, 2019