Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 03, 2023
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The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences
Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum
by theFANUM February 18, 2021
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loopy old guy

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.

He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"

Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."

Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021
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8.5179 years old

Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 2nd grader at summer holiday 8.515 year old and 8.5 year old so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol.
Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 8.5 year old and 8.515 year old for example so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol
by The dancing nugget July 19, 2022
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dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
by Pebbles B August 31, 2023
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Olds High School

Olds high school is best place to get addicted to nicotine. Located on the campus is the "blue shed". You can find all sorts of stoners and nicotine addicts there. The principle occasionally dresses as a teen to catch the said stoners and nicotine addicts. This doesn't stop them though.
by Falling like a leaf October 20, 2021
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