The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

Millenni-old

A person who is at the older age group of millennials. Can remembers what life was like before the internet was everywhere and what a payphone is for.

She didn't feel as computer Savvy as some of the younger millennials, because she was a millenni-old

by Heyheyama August 18, 2017

an old idea of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike September 29, 2017

An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike October 19, 2017

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017