Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.

Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!

by Ruxy September 26, 2023

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Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

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Corner merchant

An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women

Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.

by Rattler31 December 14, 2023

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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

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