Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)

Jesus is our saviour

by live for Jesus May 17, 2021

Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021

Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear

Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.

by Kass96 March 21, 2017

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

jesus juarez

Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth

"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"

by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020

Jesus

Someone I couldn't give a f*ck abt-

I literally don't care abt Jesus, I mean live ya life but...bruh-

by SomeRandomPersonDuh October 26, 2021

Jesus

Our lord and savior

romans 10:9 says “because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”

by nword February 13, 2021