Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much

Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.

by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

MANDATORY V0MIT EATING

It is a fact the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is a SHITEATER as this enforces this for LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS AND BABIES.

A demonstration to all PEDOPHILES new laws are being past of "SEE HOW IT FEELS".

It is essential to indulge in MANDATORY V0MIT EATING as the VOMIT comes from the ASSH0LE and the EATING IS SHIT so ASSH0LE SHIT needs ANAL ALAN to complete the cycle of extreme legitimacy.

Letting you know how important that STARTING ASSH0LE is and advantageous PEDOPHILES as eventual MANDATORY V0MIT EATING from MANDATORY SHITEATING is absolutely essential and no longer optional.

Well FINGER ASSH0LE who was caught committing PEDOPHILIA and VOMIT EATING = ASSH0LE SHIT and ANAL ALAN has to show you on VIDEO how the MANDATORY V0MIT EATING is done.

EAT GAY ASSH0LE
EAT THE V0MIT
EATING THE ASSH0LE
EAT SHIT GAY V0MIT
MANDATORY SHITEATER
0H EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

PEDOPHILE = 0H EAT SHIT
MAKE YOURSELF SHIT
EAT ALL THE SHIT
MANDATORY VOMIT C0MING
MANDATORY V0MIT EATING soon.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 6, 2022

big boy eating

when a obese person eats in a tub with his bitch's (girls) around him

big boy eating is in a coma at a hospital.

by big boy eating December 17, 2018

eat you raw

1- When you are hot and you're going to fuck her hard.
2- A real beating.

1- Tonya: So, What you gonna do with me?

Lamar: I'll eat you raw bitch.
2- Wow this nigga ate him raw nigga!

by OG$LANG January 17, 2017

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019