dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

Dead

Someone who died.

He is dead.

by SonikkuPlay March 14, 2020

Ur dead

Means you are about to get exposed or busted

Dude ur dead if your parents find out about this

by Anagd August 27, 2021

dead fish

dead fish at your door?.

i wll leave a dead fish at his door...

by woman honey April 28, 2021