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Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
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This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
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