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Alex Butcher

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.
“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”
by Carnage and murder January 13, 2021
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Alex

Very annoying but a good person (in every other occasion).
Alex has a crush on muffin.
by Miss Shrek March 11, 2022
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Alex

this guy is cool lechaaayyyy
Yo Alex how are you this kuxica?
by whosawix November 23, 2021
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Alex

Alex. Alex, hey.
Hym "Alex. Hey... Your contribution to society is adding another hole to fill. So, 'thanks' I guess. Now, I know what you're thinking and my response is 'You tell me, shithead.' Seriously. I'm doing all the things I said I would do and that should probably concern you. But it won't. And that's fine. So, I'll leave you with this: Where are you on the hierarchy relative to the creator of AI?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Alex

Me: OH NO ALEX JUMPED
:Random: HOLY CRAP N ALEX WHY
by syxteenhunnid February 16, 2023
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alex

alex is a fat fucking nigger who likes to suck cock in the school bathroom
Hey that nigger over there! I bet his name is alex
by viorel face-laba February 21, 2022
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Alex

The definition of trash. People describe him as cool and nice but he is the worst person of the century. He is a waste of oxegyn and is a terrible person.
Alex said he’s cool but

He’s trash
by TheTruthTeller3315 November 25, 2018
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