Simp

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

Aaron Garner

Aaron is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural

Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.

by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020

Simp

joel

joel is a simp for audrey frfr

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020

Simp

A person who will get frozen yogurt with a girl.

Yo garren you’re a fucking simp you pussy

by Lord farqueeef October 16, 2020

Simp

A guy that respects women (these guys are real men)

Friend: "you're a simp bro"
Simp: "at least i respect women"

by Drugs are bad kids October 16, 2020