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ryan

color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”

ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”

ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
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Ryan

If you ever meet a "girl" named Ryan, You have hit the BIG TIME!! Ryan is a tough as hell, no holds barred, loyal friend who will always have your back. She also will be the first person to tell you when you've done fucked up and then sit you down and say, "Hey, we will figure something out!"
She seems "Flighty" because she constantly is moving in and out of the state...but, her heart is always holding on to her friendships - and when she returns, she expects to pick up exactly where y'all left off.

Ryan is a whole lot of spunk and attitude. Many would even call her a CUNT. Which she certainty can be. Especially to those who she doesn't deem fit to be near her inner circle. She expects to be treated as an EQUAL- her inner circle is always filled with guys.
She also collects "Mini-Me's" - which is her harem of young men she collects who have the common first name of Ryan.

Conclusion: Ryan Rocks!!
Damn, you don't want to fuck with Ryan. She'll hand you your balls with a throat punch for good measure.

For being "Fun-Size" she (Ryan) sure does deliver one hell of a punch!!
by Rinogirl October 2, 2019
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Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked
by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024
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Bishop Ryan

A catholic private school that accuses kids of false statements and those kids get suspended just from the words of one kid
Parent #1: Does your kids go to Bishop Ryan
Parent #2: Yes indeed my kids do
Parent #1: Oh so they must get suspended for no reason
by LLAHSRAM NOSRETEP October 7, 2019
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Ryan

1 -
(Adj) - synonym for Awesome

2 -
(N) - a fat circumcised penis
I’m feeling so Ryan today

-is that true?
“No”
by Nonmame November 28, 2021
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Ryan East

One which believes there’s and actual definition for their name on Urban Dictionary. Made you look!
by Dorian Scott January 13, 2023
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Ryan (Mighty Red Tiger)

Good at football knowledges but always misses 1v1 against the goalkeeper. Even missed against the open net. Can be regarded as a flop striker.
"Hey, Ryan (Mighty Red Tiger) just missed an open net"
"He's a flop and quite noob"
by Fat duck pro May 31, 2023
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