amitoj straight

An amitoj straight is when you are playing poker with your buddies and play as if you have a straight, but you're really missing a Jack and actually don't have shit

I just hit an amitoj straight!

by eatttttttttt August 30, 2025

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

ur continent no straight

the insult worse than
ur brother a mother
ur granny tranny
ur sister mister
ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur grandpap a trap
ur family transgender
ur country bisexual

Guy 1:ur mom gay
Guy 2:ur dad lesbian
Guy 1:ur family transgender
Guy 2:ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur continent no straight
Guy 2:*Dies in extreme unstoppable pain*

by WoodenArcher June 20, 2018

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

That's Pretty Straight

Beacuse people saying "that's pretty gay" is offensive and just annoying so, my fellow lgbtqqiaap people let's create "That's pretty straight"

Idiot homophobe: That's pretty gay dude.
Awesome member of the lgbt+ community: WeLl ThAt'S pReTtY sTrAiGhT dUdE!

by HamShaBam March 19, 2020

Not that Straight

You might be gay and that’s okay 🌈

“When you are watching Porn, do you like the Big Dick or the Little Dick? If you like the Big Dick than you’re not that straight” @tigerking

by StoopidChica April 4, 2020