Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021

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Squishy milk

Jimmy

JIMMY IS SQUISHY MILK🥵🥵🥵

by Poopoohead420 May 6, 2021

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Australian Milking

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth

Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?

Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking

by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021

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Ice Milk

Definition 1: The best drink ever invested. It is made by pouring whole milk over ice cubes.

Definition 2: A phrase exclaimed when someone is excited (either sexually or not sexually).

Guy: Want something to drink? We have water, orange juice, and ice milk.

Girl: Ice Milk!

by Paulie! July 5, 2022

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Spilt Milk

Some bitch who makes puzzles alot and then plays with her cat (the cat is racist!) a shit ton.

OH MY GOD I JUST SPILT MILK EVERYWHERE

WHY DID YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT EW GET IT OFF ME

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

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The water in the sink after soaking or washing dreads. It literally looks like chocolate milk. Dreads are rarely washed but when they are soaked all the dirt and debris will remain in the sink. Some people are dared to drink it.

“Your dreads be lookin’ fly did you spruce them up?”

“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”

“We should pour that into Yoo-hoo bottles and sell that chocolate milk”

by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022

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