aged like fine wine

something that has aged quite well, just like how wine tastes better as it ages

"That comment aged like fine wine".

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

wear you like a necklace

taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy

person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace

person a: you bitches fruity

by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

by gottaclue October 15, 2004

smells like gay spirit

When your friend only knows how to play one song and its Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

Dude, smells like gay spirit, learn something else why dont you?

by skittishManiac November 7, 2017

Legs like Sarah Brady

when a girl has long, silky legs that are so good they make you wanna cry. Sarah Brady is michigan-native who dominated the world of volleyball.

Dude #1: did you see that girl? she had legs like Sarah Brady.

Dude #2: i'm sporting a semi.

by bkr210 May 10, 2011

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009