horseback riding 

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

horseback riding by p-lante December 9, 2008

Headless Horseman

While driving a car, the driver gives the passenger oral pleasure.

I gave that bitch a headless horseman while driving to her parents house.

Headless Horseman by Matt McL. Helped by Eric January 16, 2009

natural horsemanship 

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.

"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"

natural horsemanship by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012

horsepot 

Another name for one's supreme vagina

Why don't you go clean out your horsepot, baby.

horsepot by leleleoagh November 14, 2010

Horsedog 

This is a word for a donkey as it's first part of the name is do from donkey meaning dog and the rest is just the name for it as it's looks like a middle sized horse

The (horsedog) was grassing in a field

Horsedog by HorseDog1234 May 5, 2018

Horseback 

When you’re in doggy style (standing up) with a girl who has long hair, split her hair into both hands. Then, with her arms pointing to you, grab her arms still holding her hair. Use them as reins like a horse to control her body.

Babe: What’re you gonna do to me daddy?
Guy: I’m gonna ride that ass Horseback.

Horseback by Anoymo_2179 March 6, 2020

piss horseshoe

The pattern that is created on one's pants when they accidentally urinate on them self and the urine runs down both legs.

"Dude, that guy's passed out and he pissed himself."

"Wow his bladder must have been full... nice piss horseshoe!"

piss horseshoe by Mrs. P August 4, 2012