Bristolian Death

A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni

Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!

How did Janice die?

It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week

by Ninththisyear September 10, 2019

death tone

A distinct and unbearable jingle one's cell phone makes while on the verge of dying.

bill- "look at your phone i think you just got a text message"

joe- "no it was just my death tone"

by phillyjim January 31, 2009

death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.

i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.

by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Death grip to deft tones

Jerking off or to a deaf girls moans

Idk my buddy was talking about goth girls and someone else mentioned emo bands. Said death grips and defttones. Goth and emo bands

Hey Brian did you go out with Lenddy last night?
Yea, not to brag but she let me death grip to deft tones

by Mainlookalike22 May 15, 2024

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024