bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.

I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.

by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021

Ho-bum

Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.

Allyssa was a total bum, but Michael was a ho-bum.

by ultimatebum September 16, 2011

Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

bUM bUM bE dUM bUM bUM bU dUM dUM

Rihanna: Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Bu Dum Dum

by anonymous February 3, 2023

sophie's bum

The fattest most juiciest bum of 'em all. Much better looking than the sun

She walked by, the man exclaimed "dam she got a Sophie's bum "

by Crayolalover123 September 18, 2017

Bum

Someone with a dump truck of a gluteus Maximus😏

Damn nice bum

by Virginity bandito April 13, 2022

makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 28, 2022