Spicy Brain Process

When your brain explodes with fiery confidence and you confidently tell other people something, only to realise you are completely, spectacularly wrong. Then you do it again with your next thought, just as certain and just as wrong, keeping the spicy cycle of confident nonsense going forever.

“Don’t forget, Danny is a girl!”
1 hour later…
“Oh god, no, Danny is a dude. I was thinking of a different Danny.”
30 seconds later…
“No wait, that’s not even Danny. Her name is Kate! Oh god, spicy brain process!”

by StackOverflowed December 2, 2025

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Baja Brain

A sexual act where a girl gets a man a Baja Blast and then proceeds to blow his penis

Max Clute got that crazy Baja Brain from his snap huzz!

by Asfeldy January 1, 2026

Baron Brains

When you’re too smart for the world. Top notch smartness than no one can compare to

I wouldn’t have even thought of that! She really has Baron Brains

by Minnnnnnn- February 12, 2024

cart brain

a person so fucking stupid from hitting carts

“you literally have cart brain”

by cart brain haters February 16, 2024

pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024