April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

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April 25th

National poo smearing day

Jonathan“hey man wanna come smear some poo on that retarded kid”

Ethan“why would we do that”
Jonathan“because it’s April 25th”

by Johnpoohandler34 June 12, 2025

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April 20

Probably the worst day to have a birthday.

Reasons:
Hitler’s birthday
National weed day
Mass shooting was on April 20th

Uhhh
Yeah 👍

Me: My birthday is on April 20th

Friend: Damn. At least you share it with Bakugo Katsuki

Me: Yeah. Worth it 😏

by BakugoSimper June 20, 2025

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april 28

is my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me or they are getting their asses kicked by my best friend so yeah

random bitch: uhh why are you beating up that girl ??
my bestie: oh bcuz she called my friend a baked potato on april 28, aka their birthday and thats why im beating her up
random bitch: oh- umm ok, you do you ig

by theodore<33 July 21, 2025

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April 15th

The girl born on this day is one of the most important, kind, smart,and beautiful person is the whole universe!!!! She's the love of my life and I love you Bella❤️❤️

“Was she born in April 15th? ‘Cuz she’s/he’s looking fine!”

by Bellalover67mch July 26, 2025

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