anal gombling

nibbling the anal ring till diarrhoea leaks out, much like a young koala

yes i love anal gombling

by didlo demolisher December 27, 2023

anal persuasion

Anal persuasion is a verb for when a woman wants something from her man and uses anal as a way to soften him up.

W-"Honey can we please have another kid?!"
M-"Not unless you give me some Anal Persuasion."😉

by Swaqqerdownpat23 September 21, 2018

Anal Gravy

The act of putting two words together that should never be put together.

the phrase 'eyeball juice' is anal gravy.

by adaywithdaae June 10, 2019

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.

I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!

by blocknine July 12, 2023

anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well

Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy

by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021