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Reverse piano

When you go up and down someone's body, tapping at the erogenous points (nipples, sides, belly button)
1. Yo Carly played the reverse piano on me yesterday.

2. Man, I almost had a reverse piano going but his parents cane home.
by Datterdick July 12, 2019
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Reverse Blumpectomy

The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.
My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!
by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019
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Reverse Bobcat

Nothing to do with a cougar in training, this a stubbly-faced freak who after 11:07 PM (ET) will be all up in your grill (assuming you are a good looking lady who is younger than himself) about a late night hookup. That would be a Bobcat.

But in the case of a REVERSE Bobcat, like others in the cat family, once it has captured its prey and has the capability to do with it what it will : nothing interesting happens. It was all meow, no claws.
"That older guy over there, Steve McFeelington seems like a good fellow, Margaret. Mayhaps you and him should haveth a roll in thy hay."

"No way, Cindie - Trisha said he's a total reverse bobcat. I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a reverse bobcat who won't get no love from me."
by Mr. Andersons September 21, 2009
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Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.
Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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Reverse Caveman

When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting
The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.
by Tendervittles0 August 26, 2022
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reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo
by Mondan April 21, 2015
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Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
by TallTin September 18, 2017
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