Bear

A bear, you don’t know what a fucking bear is?

David: look at that bear
Zack: wow, I know what that is and won’t ask further because I’m a normal human of skin and bone

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Gummy Bear

Edibles in the form of gummy bears. Can be consumed with semen.

"I just got some gummy bears."
"What?"
"I said, I just got some-"
"ever."

by Boopity's Books April 7, 2021

silly silly la la bear

someone who is so hot and amazinf and funky

Youre such a silly silly la la bear

by asillygoofymood May 5, 2022

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

pookie bear

1. a term of endearment for someone usually used as a pet name

Lib: how was your day at work pookie bear
Joe: got racially abused again by a pensioner

by sambas pookie bear November 21, 2023

Annie Bear

What ash calls a friend of his. He is the wannabee boyfriend of Annie Bear, AKA Anne frank

Funhater x Annie Bear XOXO

by Goomba420 March 28, 2023

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023