take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.

Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.

by The Wanu August 9, 2021

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

Take-out Chug

When you order a drink to-go, but you realize that the store has free refills, so you drink as much as you can in one go and refill it to the very top before you leave. (Usually done by cheap or ghetto people to get their "full" money's worth)

Bill is so cheap, that whenever we go to McDonald's, he does a Take-out Chug.

by epoo5 May 11, 2015

take the w

Minecraft nerds that has no life uses this

"HOLY SHIT I KILLED YOU"
His mate: "YEA TAKE THE W KID L"

by i.want.to.die. April 26, 2017

take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022