Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?
by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021
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Slap your smart friend

On December 11 you must slap your friend that has straight As.
For a special best friend.
Slap your smart friend
by Forcitlali December 11, 2019
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National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.
by Ava_The_Cado March 12, 2020
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Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass
Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"
by Bandokay Lz November 03, 2019
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Slap a Mexican midget day

Pretty self explanatory. Slap your short Mexican friends. You get a free slap pass.
“Hey it’s November 1st, you know what that means”
“No but November?”

“No! It’s national slap a Mexican midget day!”
“Fuck you gerald
by Dummybro November 01, 2022
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One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019
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