Nico Slomka
by Capalot123 January 23, 2020
 Get the Simpmug.
Get the Simpmug. by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022
 Get the Biggest simpmug.
Get the Biggest simpmug. Ted is the biggest simp ever he cries over every girl who rejects him. Especially Gemma he simped so hard and she still didn't want him. Ted was always about hoes before bros. Ted is a simp .
by Jdawgenlighteningdefinitions October 26, 2020
 Get the Simpmug.
Get the Simpmug. by Sloooo February 10, 2022
 Get the Simpmug.
Get the Simpmug. One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.
"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."
by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021
 Get the Simpmug.
Get the Simpmug. 