Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.

Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025

Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad

“You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”

by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.

Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!

by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025

Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.

Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho

by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025

Pocket Rocket

1. A pita pocket filled with rocket lettuce available at Australian restaurant chain Grill'd.
2. Slang for dildo.

Oh, man. I love putting pocket rockets in my mouth.

by scarletDisco September 21, 2025

Cinnamon Hot Pocket

A cinnamon hot pocket is a sexual act in which cinnamon or any spicy powder is placed inside the rectum

"Man I could really go for a cinnamon Hot Pocket right now..."

by Michele Peeves October 2, 2025

Pocket ultra

Twink who loves other femboys

So he became a pocket ultra when he laid eyes on him

by Anonymousguy October 2, 2025