Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Cosby show crack whore

The show title is a variable. Howdy doody show crack whore. That 70s show crack whore.

The phrase describes a type of addict.

They're an addict and they'll do anything for crack but you like them and they're only going to be around for one episode. They're not family or regular character in your life.

I can give you a ride to rehab but I'm not signing anything. You're a Cosby show crack whore.

by Lola Mae 2022 December 12, 2022

happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.

“This song is my happy-crack.”
“You are my happy-crack.”
“I’m on my happy-crack.”

by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022

back crack

backwards ass crack (front butt(vagina))

back crack, back crack it’s the crack that smiles back with things and knick nacks too.

by thankiest thanker March 22, 2022

Crack

The white man's drug

Wow, James took crack yesterday, he's not the same.

by Douchebag6900 August 26, 2017

crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008