country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021

Simp

Someone who dreams about being in a relationship with female who don't give a single shit about him; or should we say : imaginary or one-sided "relationship" between you and female you're overly obsessed with and doesn't know or give a fuck about you

"You are a simp of a female who will never acknowledge your existence SMH!"

Simps be like " Even if you don't know me, I won't stop texting you "

by J Savv June 2, 2021

Simp

A male/Female thats pussy/dick whipped and is just a corny sucker for their partner. To soft

Girl: I dont want to be with you anymore

Guy: Baby I love you please don't leave me I promise Ill change and be the person you want me to be

"MAN QUIT BEING A SIMP ASS MF"

by CafeO$o206 August 9, 2025

Simp

A term used by incels and the like to denigrate men who don’t live up to a 1950s ideal of manhood. A ‘simp’ is typically a male who displays any emotion toward a female, or generally treats a female with respect such as through spending quality time with them instead of being at the pub, doing a share of household chores, or any other traits viewed as submissive. This challenges the incel’s world view that men must be the dominant, emotionless force in a relationship, and women are little more than reproductive organs on legs.

Synonyms: cuck

Scott is such a simp, can you believe he went home to cook dinner and have sex with a girl, instead of coming over to my mum’s basement to play Call of Duty?

by amodernman August 15, 2020

Simp

Somebody who over values woman, and treats them as more valuable than themselves

“yo did you see philip? he’s really simping today, he’s gonna but his girlfriend a 100$ massage for valentine’s day!”
“Yea man what a simp”

by yerrrr3421 February 4, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything for a woman to make them happy. Will ask to be a woman’s foot-licking slaves. Will often be seen parading around the city holding a sign saying “All woman are queens”. Any man who stoops to this level should be intensely ridiculed by repeated jesting of being called a simp.

Person 1: Have you heard of Sive?
Person 2: Oh yeah that Belle Delphine Simp?

by PotatoesOfEpicnessAndGoodness November 16, 2020

Simp

An acronym for "Squirrels in my pants" as seen in Phineas and Ferb Season 1 Ep 25

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
Simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by moush April 27, 2020