scuz monkey

-used to diss people

"Fvck off! You SCUZ MONKEY!!"

by the kid who wears pants April 26, 2003

Monkey Butt

When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.

Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!

by [e-mail] August 3, 2010

closet monkey

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

monkey stomp

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)

by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

monkey fingers

the appearance that your hand(specifically the index and middle fingers) has when scrunching together when you're fingering a girl...gives the appearance of a claw almost...or monkey fingers

Mike: I went out with this girl last night...
John: Did you give her the monkey fingers?

by Pembrokian Monkeystomper February 8, 2010

Flying monkey

One person hangs from the ceiling while dressed as a monkey while another person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey a banana”.

Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

by Super shrimper May 14, 2018

sexy monkey

A very attractive monkey.

Reference: Enma, the third hokage's summoning from the anime NARUTO.

Enma is a sexy monkey.

Timothy is a sexy monkey.

by HaleyK January 4, 2008