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Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.
dan that Michael is strong as ever.
by lord killer November 25, 2021
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Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.
I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023
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Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!
by lxserings December 5, 2021
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holden michael billiot

Someone who is very hot.He is hot from head to toe.He is the best friend you can have.
Me:Holden Michael Billiot is so hot.
by geuis November 25, 2017
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Michael

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus
You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him
by I love Michael April 2, 2022
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Michael

Michael, an individual of exceptional physical features, exudes an undeniable allure and charm, particularly due to his strikingly attractive appearance and mesmerizing eyes. His eyes, in particular, possess a captivating aura that is simply irresistible to behold and one cannot help but admire their beauty and depth.

Furthermore, Michael's well-chiselled and muscular frame perfectly complements his jawline, which is of such impressive size and structure that it can be classified as a "gigachad" feature. The amalgamation of these physical attributes presents Michael as a remarkable and captivating individual, who possesses both striking good looks and a charismatic personality. It is not surprising that many are drawn to his magnetic aura, and he is sure to leave a lasting impression on all who have the pleasure of encountering him.
Michael is hot when he is hot
by Not han big ban May 24, 2023
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Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.
Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!
by You're anus January 7, 2019
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