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carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants
What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants
by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016
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juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015
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Gag My Clam

When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml

Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society
Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'

Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)

20 minutes later...

Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'
by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019
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Redeem My Stroke

Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.
Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke
by WonderAayPass December 5, 2019
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nigga in my butthole

When a black person shove his big 16 inch dick in your butthole
by Nibba2838 December 29, 2019
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on my uncle grave

Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”
bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck
by commonclout September 20, 2019
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Blow my top

When someone makes you to reach at a level of frustration and disappointment and then you need to aim this energy to him.
e.x. You’re making me blow my top with this passive aggressive attitude of yours young man. Stop it immediately or I will do something really bad to you.
by Sense8ative August 11, 2019
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