Excited Milk

Another word for semen or cum. Used in a joking manner

Person 1: Dude I swear, her face was just covered in Excited Milk
Person 2: Nice, good thing no one used that term as their username or something
Person 1: lol ikr

by DoomGuy21 August 27, 2021

Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.

“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

Banana milk

When you put a bunch of cocks inside a glass of milk and let it sit for a while.

Oh Dave did you have a sip of this banana milk? It's fucking sick bro!

by Sinusknoten April 19, 2020

Sock milk

Man juices

Tom picked up the wrong sock and sock milk leaked out

by AOletsgo October 8, 2020

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Cluggy milk

Cluggy jizz on dreeser

Oi wipe that cluggy milk of my jij

by your mummies doggy May 3, 2021