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Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
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Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.
by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023
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Michael <3

Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him, because he has the incredible way of making people's hearts happy, especially the heart of his girl.
Thank you for being a part of my life, PS: I love you Michael <3
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Michael

Person 1: michael is a twat
Person 2: yes
by Pixie.piss March 20, 2021
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michael jackson

one of many legends. born august 29, 1958 and died june 25, 2009. he began performing at the age of 5, starting a group with his brothers jackie, tito, marlon, jermaine, and randy jackson. by the early 1980's, michael had separated from his brothers to pursue his solo career. he released albums Off the Wall in 1979, Thriller in 1982, Bad in 1987, Dangerous in 1991, HIStory in 1995, Blood on the Dance Floor in 1997, Invincible in 2001, Michael in 2010, Xscape in 2014, and Scream in 2017. he was dubbed the King of Pop by his dear friend elizabeth taylor. he will forever live in our hearts.
My favorite Michael Jackson song is Man in the Mirror!
by dontbeacherrybro March 9, 2021
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a popular Celebrity, he is muslim and loves to Dance and make music, but he Died in 2010, one of his popular Songs are “Billie Jean” well i dont Know alot about him but they say He faked his death that’s not Confirmed yet so that’s it

Bye//
“Michael Jackson looks like muzan from demon slayer
“Muzan must be Michael Jackson’s other life”
by Aiden 🍪🍭 October 31, 2021
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Michael

BUDDYS GOT THE FATTEST COCK OF THE CENTURY BRO ON GOD
DUDE A FUCK NIGGA BRO HE A LEGEND
TALL ASS MFS BRO FAT COCK
Girl 1: Damn, this guys got a big dick...
Girl 2: Must be a Michael!
Guy 1:Fuck that nigga michael
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