A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier
by 8288 July 14, 2017
Get the michael pagemug. NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic
Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)
The most annoying person you'll ever meet
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic
Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)
The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
by baykun June 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. 
Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.
by _Beta_ February 24, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. The Cock of all cocks. The cranberry juice runs through the jizz giving you an urge to swallow. Its a dream to all who try. Huge, tasty and extremely pleasing. Of course a king from Sparta and well spartans are the toughest with many talents.
Addison rae: It should be in my mouth to be honest cause I want it to be.
Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else
Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else
Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by killfuck March 24, 2024
Get the michaelmug.