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jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse
Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.
by whoisgary November 29, 2016
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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 08, 2010
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trappedout jesus

One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...
You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.
by trappedout jesus September 08, 2021
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Nick Jesus

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!
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