Green Tree Cult

Im part of the cult... god damnit i hate mr. nichols... you shoulda saw him when he spazzed in the cafeteria and went psycho over garbage... what a fucking lunatic...
Green Tree Cult>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!
by Steve Schretlen October 19, 2003
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green beret

Some of the best soldiers in the world, but not as good as Navy SEALs so are used to train Iraqi soldiers while SEALs do all the most important work
"hey look some green berets trainin rag heads"
"oh and there, some SEALS savin the world"
by specop January 3, 2008
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green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria
Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.
by xdabbadabbadoox3 May 26, 2008
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Green light suicide

To do one green light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently open, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection.
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do two green light suicides before the light changed. The antonym for green light suicide is a red light suicide.
by Denis Lachance January 14, 2009
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Green Police

Police armed with military weapons to fend off people who destroy the habitat of several animals, environment, and ecology. They will stop at nothing to protect plants that are common to the rarest tree that is the bare survivor to its kind.
Green Police are the elite force in stopping people from cutting trees down to creating forest or wild fires.

They are in tune to nature and can teleport to the nearest plant where their enemies are.

Sadly, we don't have the green police, but we do have environmentalists and people who care about the plant kingdom.
by Fruityogos April 30, 2011
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Green drank

a Group of people having a good time in a hot tub full of bitches
John: “ oh shit who are they

Derek: “oh shit nigga that’s green drank, grab your girl and hold her tight, they’re know for stealing bitches and fucking them in green hot tub water to give them a yeast infection
by yuhhearddddd December 3, 2018
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green day sucks

A very true statement about an idiot who has no freinds and can't get a date. If you've got a problem with that bitch, I don't give a fuck.
Hey man, Tool's right.
Hey, bitch, fuck yourself. Oh, sorry, your ass even rejected you. OOPS! I bet you're just a sorry ass that sits at home alone, typing up retarded articles because it's the only way to get noticed. And I wouldn't be talking about Billie Joe. You got rejected by your ass. You bitch.

(NOTE: All words are directed to the bitch that thinks Green Day sucks in the article above.)
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