Judas Fart

When you have to shit but trust a fart to maneuver around the turd, but it betrays you and you shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad the other day and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but it was a Judas Fart and I shit myself”….

by DadKum69 July 23, 2021

cuckoo fart

To let one go, immediately after another person has blown the muck trumpet in order to confuse the Smeller as to the perpetrator of the stench.

This morning my wife did a fart, so I let go a “cuckoo fart” and she thought it was hers,

by Ilovebananas65 May 30, 2019

Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.

Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour

by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022

Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

fart-hotbox

Its when you sit in bathroom and fart . Unil the fart and steam mixture is equal . then inhale deeply and try not to vomit .

" Bro did you get caught in my Fart-Hotbox ?"

by Lj1885 September 16, 2020

Fellow farting

When a group of believers gather round to fellowship after a Wednesday potluck and the food results into a methane conundrum

After Gramma’s infamous egg salad, there was a lot of fellow farting goin on!

by Grodyboi July 25, 2023

French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023