Fart trap

When someone dressed like a woman farts in your face and then quickly turns around and surprises you with a penis being waved in your face.

Person one "I took this chick home last night and got fart trapped."
Person two "fart trap, what's that?"
Person one "look it up on urban dictionary. It's the definition that horrifying."

by Robyn Souls December 24, 2020

fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

Vape Fart

Smelly bad gas. That one gets from vaping too much.

-Who the fuck vaped in here?
How can you tell someone vaped?

-Only a vape fart can smell this bad.

by bapelsin October 21, 2020

fart sponge

The exact definition of this is frances. Her farts are SO LOUD AND ROTTEN SMELLING!

"Did you just fart? " yes "YOU'RE SUCH A FART SPONGE"

by Kaeren Smyth October 25, 2020

Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.

"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”

by BoeJundy November 3, 2020

fart nard

when having sex mostly in cowgirl and a girl farts on your balls to warm them up

dingus: me and jenny were having sex last night and and i said my balls were getting cold so she gave me a fart nard🤢

by it ya boy skinny penis November 3, 2020

filly fart

Straight from El Paso, Queef in Texas is known as a Filly Fart.
A filly is a Mare or female horse for you city folk.

Candice ripped a Filly Fart every time she did a Sorority Squat.

by El_Borbah December 31, 2020