dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

Orangutan dick

Tell your dad at the table he will thank you

Hey dad orangutan dick

Dad: really oh :)

by Wood cock June 23, 2020

zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

Dick Chillington

When you are having sex with a respectable gentlemen, and he decides to shove his dick in the icebox before sticking his newly made popsicle into your fuckhole.

"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"

by Goomba Ass Jeans September 13, 2012

Dick's Award

An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.

1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.

2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!

by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012