That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.
Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
by JvariousButter September 18, 2021
Get the Christopher momentmug. (noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”
Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”
Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”
Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”
Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025
Get the Claypool Momentmug. by Shanoodle10027653 December 7, 2019
Get the Bruh momentmug. Through the emerging consensus of observation and experimentation, one (1) moment is equal to exactly three (3) whole minutes.
Cassie: Just a moment...
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!
by ccpresident September 6, 2018
Get the Momentmug. The exact time when two species or varieties of plants or animals create and bring a new offspring into existence. Also goes for the exact time that two elements are combined to create something.
Say that Blue Oyster shit and that Afgan Kush had a hybrid moment and that Crazy Northern Lights stuff and the Super Red Expresso Snowflake had hybrid moment. Then the offspring of those hybrid moments had a hybrid moment you would have created something camparable to Gods vagina, aka Pineapple Express.
by MoyCod October 26, 2019
Get the Hybrid Momentmug. by anonymous October 2, 2023
Get the McConnell Momentmug. a "pessy moment" refers to a situation where someone does something foolish, silly, or unintelligent. It is a moment characterized by a lack of judgment or common sense, resulting in an outcome that may be embarrassing, awkward, or regrettable. It's important to note that making mistakes or acting foolishly is a normal part of being human, and we all have our fair share of pessy moments. What matters is learning from them and growing as individuals.
by Peselof May 23, 2023
Get the Pessy momentmug.