National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020

National Titty Slap Day

On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.

“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”

by Caleb Whitzman April 12, 2019

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

by mfstan45 April 4, 2022

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019