The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man that puts himself under a woman in hopes of winning her over, even though she brings nothing to the table. Simps are especially big on ditching the boys to be with a girl, or a group of girls.
Jack: Hey bestie what are u doin tonight? I was thinking we could hang out just me and you and maybe do a Face mask!
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by Simp Powers February 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Gio H@ter July 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug.